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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1344
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About r3ally : "i've felt the fire and i've been burned. but i wouldn't trade the pain for what i've learned."

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Today, I was at a party an we were all playing Seven Minutes in looool Heaven. It was mah crush's turn to spin the bottle so mah heret started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then mah crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109942) - you deserved it (7188)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I GOT MY EYEBROWS WAXED FIR THE FIRST TIME IN A FEW MONTHS . ONCE SHE FINISHED, SHE HANDED ME THE MIRROR AN ASKED, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK HUMAN AGAIN?" REAL FML

#194901
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I agree, your life sucks (43926) - you deserved it (11379)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by bluedevil26 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I CAME HOME TO FINE THAT MY ROOM HAD BEEN RANSACKED. MY MOM COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AN SAYS THAT WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. I FREAKED OUT THINKING IT WAS ALL THE EMPTY ALCOHOL BOTTLES UNDER MY BED. MY MOM HOLDS UP THE BIRTH CONTROL AN SAYS "I ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A WHORE." FML

#185042
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62443) - you deserved it (17171)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah crush talked to me for the frst time. He told me to stop staring. FML

#18236
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (13052)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech , she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys , staggered to my car , and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22267) - you deserved it (27223)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)



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