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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (6675)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11137) - you deserved it (26204)

On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

#14494219
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22425) - you deserved it (2546)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

#14272532
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9529) - you deserved it (56876)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

#14266887
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13051) - you deserved it (25474)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

#14265623
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12131) - you deserved it (20596)

On 12/19/2010 at 10:41pm - misc - by fakelaugher (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

#14263192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47181) - you deserved it (2936)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (6408)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

#14260456
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (4906)

On 12/19/2010 at 1:51pm - love - by married and hates - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

#14256786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (21690)

On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51093) - you deserved it (4373)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

#14244528
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (5765)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (2704)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (81697)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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