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r14
  • Town/Country : coventry, united kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (4259)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39365) - you deserved it (9031)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML

#16474774
127 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
104 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

#16473954
57 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it's because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
339 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
266 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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101 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301
120 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
586 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

#7477934
88 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 5:02pm - love - by charlieweaver21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

#6776898
109 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 10:43am - love - by eww657 (woman) - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)



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