About qyka1210 : Mason W.
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redneck of the north
About qyka1210 : Mason W.
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by Anonymous / 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
by Q / 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML
by sothishappened / 05/20/2014 at 5:54am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by pissed off / 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
by King_of_hearts / 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by bonbon789 / 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm / United States / Health
Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…