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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About quite_bored : Allow me to sum up everyone's descriptions. "I'm amazing and you're jealous.", "Why are you here? I hope I said something funny!", and last but certainly not least: "I am real not fake, get to know me!".

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Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (49534)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36763) - you deserved it (5143)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (56717) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12523) - you deserved it (36718)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33809) - you deserved it (7857)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31907) - you deserved it (4907)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML


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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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