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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 596
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About quite_bored : Allow me to sum up everyone's descriptions. "I'm amazing and you're jealous.", "Why are you here? I hope I said something funny!", and last but certainly not least: "I am real not fake, get to know me!".

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quite_bored's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

#15542266
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7700) - you deserved it (45993)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46015) - you deserved it (15395)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33259) - you deserved it (4802)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27348) - you deserved it (53619) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10744) - you deserved it (34024)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (7351)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (4592)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8411) - you deserved it (38057)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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