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quirkyred

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 611
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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quirkyred's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38339) - you deserved it (11338)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13679) - you deserved it (42517)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50066) - you deserved it (12630)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (55510)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56015) - you deserved it (18649)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45391) - you deserved it (18462)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (49376)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)



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