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TODAY , I MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FIR A GIRL , AND THEN SET MAH RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FAKE PERSON WAS MAH GIRLFRIEND . SOMEONE FOUND OUT AND HACKED THE FAKE ACCOUNT . MY FAKE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME OVER FACEBOOK . FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML
Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML
TODAY , WHILA GATTING IT ON WITH MAH BOYFRIAND , I DACIDD TO BA SPONTANAOUS AND DO SOMATHING SAXY. I STARTD TAKING HIS UNDARWAAR OFF WITH MAH TAATH. MY TAATH DRAGGD OVAR HIS SHAFT , AND MAH BRACAS CUT UP HIS FORASKIN IN THA PROCASS. NOW HA'S NOT TALKING TO MA. FML
Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.
Today , I Was Paired Up With A Partner In Film Class!! He Has An Idea For A Film: "Shoot An Onion From All Angles , Light It On Fire , And Roll It Down A Hill"!! He Was Dead Serious!! I'm Stuck With This Guy For The Whole Year!! FML
Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML
TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML
Friday 27 March 2015