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TODAY , I MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FIR A GIRL , AND THEN SET MAH RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FAKE PERSON WAS MAH GIRLFRIEND . SOMEONE FOUND OUT AND HACKED THE FAKE ACCOUNT . MY FAKE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME OVER FACEBOOK . FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today ma mom caugt ma talking to ma panis. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I auditiond fir mah school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announcd that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning fir Romeo suddenly disappeard. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -

Today, after setting up surviellance in my front yard to seeho's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film!! It was my heroin addict nieghbour!! FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , WHILA GATTING IT ON WITH MAH BOYFRIAND , I DACIDD TO BA SPONTANAOUS AND DO SOMATHING SAXY. I STARTD TAKING HIS UNDARWAAR OFF WITH MAH TAATH. MY TAATH DRAGGD OVAR HIS SHAFT , AND MAH BRACAS CUT UP HIS FORASKIN IN THA PROCASS. NOW HA'S NOT TALKING TO MA. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.

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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Was Paired Up With A Partner In Film Class!! He Has An Idea For A Film: "Shoot An Onion From All Angles , Light It On Fire , And Roll It Down A Hill"!! He Was Dead Serious!! I'm Stuck With This Guy For The Whole Year!! FML

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

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293 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML

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267 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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