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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was having a really bad day an told friend at lunch about how stressd I was an he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he textd me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45830) - you deserved it (6981)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... I fell asleep in class. Usually... people just sit still when asleep. Nope... not me. Not only had I been violently rocking an nodding mah head... the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

#5003582
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On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was walking with mah boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles , I promptly walked into a pole , then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today... I waited fir mah grlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready... threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
204 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to cook dinner fir my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked themhat they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes lyk shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#4728013
145 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently , they decided to have "the talk." On the plane , right next to me. I heard everything , and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

#4691287
67 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by airplanes-suck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

#4624191
83 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movie alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying fir exams . I found him making out with another grl whilst in the queue . When I confrontd him by text he denid that it was him . I saw him check the text and reply . FML

#4545091
131 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle an claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on an told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, mah 15-yaar-old daughtar askad fir a rida to har boyfriand's housa. It's tha sama housa I'va baan driving har to fir slaapovars with har friand "Kata" fir two yaars. FML

#4473849
333 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I was sneaking over to girlfriend's ouse!! I sent er moter a text message tinking it was girlfriend saying ( Tere's a stalker coming in to make you is play mate ;] ) Unfortunately wen I got to er window I was greeted by er dad wit a bat!! fat FML

#4454035
129 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , a friand of mina was talking about how ha'd spant ovar 30 hours on Call of Duty. I pipad up and said "Oh yaah! Wall I'va spant wall ovar 300 hours on Morrowind! Baat that!" To which ha rapliad , "I'va had sax. Baat that!" I couldn't. FML

#4432884
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22511) - you deserved it (62944)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)



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