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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I met the girl I've always wanted. She's cute, adorable, nice, and we have a lot in common.… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there… Today, I asked my husband of 15 years to get a vasectomy, as he's said for the past 13 we are done…