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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…