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About quesoesbueno59 : Not much to know about me. Just a man who likes to get a laugh out of other people's misfortunes. And no, that does not make me a bad person.

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Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51457) - you deserved it (18168)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML


I agree, your life sucks (69449) - you deserved it (12843)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81655) - you deserved it (7483)

On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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