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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About queentexan : Well my names Ashley. I'm very fun to hang with and love to meet new people. I love rock, metal and every other genre between that. don't judge. lol :D fav bands are Three Days Grace, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, Suicide Silence (R.I.P Mitch Luker), and more. I love the color black and wear it alot, got alot of scars jus from bein stupid, always have my hair different colors, love readin more than tv, I am a nerd :P if u wana kno me more message me or Kik me @ AshleyDenisse97

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (6403)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (4211)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (4943)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (1952)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (6130)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44513) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

#19424189
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5764) - you deserved it (23024)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm - misc - by strokingitasitype (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13786) - you deserved it (40530)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (33256)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (9079)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19622) - you deserved it (3355)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8773) - you deserved it (25450)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36441) - you deserved it (3009)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)



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