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About queentexan : Well my names Ashley. I'm very fun to hang with and love to meet new people. I love rock, metal and every other genre between that. don't judge. lol :D fav bands are Three Days Grace, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, Suicide Silence (R.I.P Mitch Luker), and more. I love the color black and wear it alot, got alot of scars jus from bein stupid, always have my hair different colors, love readin more than tv, I am a nerd :P if u wana kno me more message me or Kik me @ AshleyDenisse97
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Monday 1 September 2014