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by Sunshine56 / 11/09/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by Fartini / 11/07/2016 at 1:47am / Intimacy
Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML
by inveralaska / 06/16/2016 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by can't wait to go home / 06/10/2016 at 3:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
by RingofFire / 06/03/2016 at 7:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals
by chillnhill / 09/10/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by StillLoveMyDogs / 09/09/2015 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
by davetherave1983 / 09/09/2015 at 1:09am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Health
by tessie94 / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…