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Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24223) - you deserved it (65529)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

#91993
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (26487)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

#82135
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55640) - you deserved it (8749)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

#74742
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13506) - you deserved it (46014)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

#45766
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11337) - you deserved it (42065)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by gregoyles (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (8376)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8295) - you deserved it (53179)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

#13889
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13768) - you deserved it (26016)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
21 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47759) - you deserved it (389816)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42225) - you deserved it (5357)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7038) - you deserved it (40374)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59243) - you deserved it (8740)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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