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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (2019)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (9394)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27454) - you deserved it (5843)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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