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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7536) - you deserved it (41083)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore

Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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