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quackingfairy
  • Town/Country : YOUR MOM, YOUR OTHER MOM
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1955 (56 years)
  • Number of visits : 3501
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him as well as my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worth $0. I said yes. He cut the wrong card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44284) - you deserved it (2796)

On 06/12/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by bryans_fresh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16206) - you deserved it (58975)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:45pm - money - by beatenbyabum (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49154) - you deserved it (7836)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)