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qtbabe127

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qtbabe127

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4143
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 78 posted

About qtbabe127 : Sup? I usually read FMLs instead of posting comments on them. If that interests you for whatever reason, sweet.

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qtbabe127's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

#12769605
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28176) - you deserved it (12335)

On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40608) - you deserved it (6683)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18964) - you deserved it (44568)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44384) - you deserved it (3736)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46413) - you deserved it (4524)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

#12000759
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12751) - you deserved it (39423)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14098) - you deserved it (47457)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41142) - you deserved it (10393)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45667) - you deserved it (4216)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

#11412835
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38136) - you deserved it (3147)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (3809)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13578) - you deserved it (36561)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21539) - you deserved it (7769)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

#8758514
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/01/2010 at 9:24pm - love - by pizzafaceinc (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39374) - you deserved it (2665)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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