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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 77 posted

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Today a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was "I wasn't looking." Awesome. big fat FML

#11412835
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35793) - you deserved it (2975)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the hallwayhen someone opend a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look lyk I have a thrd boob. FML

#9158160
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (3592)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight!! I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes!! I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11714) - you deserved it (33805)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today , I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week , which is uncommon in mild climate area. I thought myself lucky , and that life was turning around. Then I realized how lame whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19261) - you deserved it (7388)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache . My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punchd me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, an she dreamd a bee was attacking her . I'm sure if I'm more concernd that she punchd me, or that it didn't wake me . FML

#8758514
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (2684)

On 03/01/2010 at 9:24pm - love - by pizzafaceinc (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (2373)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st brthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turnd out she decidd to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

#8207424
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24233) - you deserved it (4427)

On 02/13/2010 at 1:39pm - kids - by gordy1220 (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, My Mother Told Me That The Carbon-monoxide Alarm Went Off Last Night, But Since She Didn't Smell Any Gas, She Decided To Just Remove The Batteries And Go Back To Bed!! I Had To Explain To Her That U Can't Smell Carbon Monoxide, And That We Could Have Died In Our Sleep!! FML

#7936537
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43366) - you deserved it (2218)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (12923)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The drector called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. mega FML

#7582501
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24906) - you deserved it (3551)

On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Called A Suicide Prevention Hotline. No One Picked Up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65707) - you deserved it (6453)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I woke up with a pillow under my t-shrt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating 4 three weeks now. FML

#7394843
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (4665)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47933) - you deserved it (2292)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I cummed home to fine my room completely torn apart. My mom an dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare button come in when u buy a dress shirt. FML

#6805892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31526) - you deserved it (1859)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)



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