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Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight!! I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes!! I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
Today , I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week , which is uncommon in mild climate area. I thought myself lucky , and that life was turning around. Then I realized how lame whole train of thought was. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache . My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punchd me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, an she dreamd a bee was attacking her . I'm sure if I'm more concernd that she punchd me, or that it didn't wake me . FML
Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML
Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st brthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turnd out she decidd to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML
Today, My Mother Told Me That The Carbon-monoxide Alarm Went Off Last Night, But Since She Didn't Smell Any Gas, She Decided To Just Remove The Batteries And Go Back To Bed!! I Had To Explain To Her That U Can't Smell Carbon Monoxide, And That We Could Have Died In Our Sleep!! FML
TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The drector called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. mega FML
yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML
Taday I cummed home to fine my room completely torn apart. My mom an dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare button come in when u buy a dress shirt. FML
Friday 27 March 2015