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qtbabe127

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qtbabe127

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4149
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 78 posted

About qtbabe127 : Sup? I usually read FMLs instead of posting comments on them. If that interests you for whatever reason, sweet.

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qtbabe127's favorite FMLs

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13309) - you deserved it (69736)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13872) - you deserved it (60622)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56327) - you deserved it (6649)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40456) - you deserved it (8177)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37510) - you deserved it (2758)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44903) - you deserved it (11045)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37788) - you deserved it (7597)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (5102)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146500) - you deserved it (8358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (4720)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35931) - you deserved it (3429)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55888) - you deserved it (5086)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52461) - you deserved it (5977)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40311) - you deserved it (7607)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33341) - you deserved it (7424)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)



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