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qtbabe127

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3399
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 78 posted

About qtbabe127 : Sup? I usually read FMLs instead of posting comments on them. If that interests you for whatever reason, sweet.

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qtbabe127's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (9590)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (3069)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

#17591992
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (4700)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39480) - you deserved it (3441)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

#17555427
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (4999)

On 08/23/2011 at 3:30am - health - by Lorus (man) - United States (California)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36278) - you deserved it (9875)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40285) - you deserved it (4188)

On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27504) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11788) - you deserved it (65773)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12417) - you deserved it (56835)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52280) - you deserved it (6212)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (7603)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (2641)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42166) - you deserved it (10372)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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