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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1607
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 72 posted

About qtbabe127 : Sup? I usually read FMLs instead of posting comments on them. If that interests you for whatever reason, sweet.

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qtbabe127's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

#196534
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44984) - you deserved it (16412)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML

#188940
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74269) - you deserved it (3467)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:57pm - money - by Vahootie (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

#174723
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13781) - you deserved it (46363)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

#161990
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55694) - you deserved it (17613)

On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72939) - you deserved it (421417)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72523) - you deserved it (4409)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (3621)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

#18109
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35894) - you deserved it (4313)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (1686)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (2145)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41059) - you deserved it (9798)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (1723)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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