qr_fml

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/22/2016 at 3:13am)

qr_fml

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2010
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About qr_fml : Dammit this site is just awesome!

qr_fml's page activity

Visits<b>swag420xoxo</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:25pm<b>rushabh97</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:03pm<b>snailtracks</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:07pm<b>psshhh</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:48pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 6:37pm<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 2:39am<b>DaytimeAura</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 11:44am<b>loidnerdy101</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 12:23am<b>lineman93</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 7:21pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 2:06am<b>thatmexi</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 12:58am<b>tonyrules</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 7:45pm<b>_ilikenaps_</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 2:19am<b>lo_and_behold</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 3:45pm<b>OMGMeganNicole</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 8:47am<b>laurenasabutton</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 8:25am<b>dead_insects</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 10:16pm<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 05/10/2013 at 1:21pm

qr_fml's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of qr_fml's badges

qr_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

by wow / 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

by Deidle-dee / 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 3:31am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 12:17am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

by Embarrassed / 10/01/2010 at 9:06am / United States / Health

Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML

by slingshot / 09/07/2010 at 1:53am / United States / Health

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

by sad-sexed / 09/06/2010 at 8:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

by incestastic / 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

by dreamteam / 02/08/2010 at 6:24am / United States / Love

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML

by awskme / 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm / Intimacy

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

by Hugh_Jankles / 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love