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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 734
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qnzswag : house music brightens the day! want to talk message me.

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Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12664) - you deserved it (19320)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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201 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

#12467106
105 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

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189 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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123 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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112 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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