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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1077
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

#14238369
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On 12/17/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

#14153644
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:21pm - health - by pukathlon - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
101 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

#13855888
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On 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm - health - by grlzze444 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

#13773791
67 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

#13733165
129 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:04am - health - by jamiedevin (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
100 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML

#13321505
87 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
63 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
175 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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