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qm4life
  • Town/Country : Roseville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
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I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (1624)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

#4209
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13646) - you deserved it (4882)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by helloworld92 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
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I agree, your life sucks (15682) - you deserved it (3836)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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I agree, your life sucks (18333) - you deserved it (5562)

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