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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (5157)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25141) - you deserved it (7942)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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