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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1664
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I pulled a neck musclehile head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and looool I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I amhile I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
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I agree, your life sucks (9654) - you deserved it (20952)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (2292)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

TODAY... I CAMA DOWN WITH FOOD POISONING OF SOMA SORT. AFTAR HOURS OF SCRAMBLING TO THA TOILAT TO VOMIT AND AMPTY MY BOWALS... MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR GOT FAD UP AND IS NOW TRYING TO POTTY-TRAIN MA. FML

#19511225
96 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (5340)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday Because I Was The Only Manager Scheduled, I Went Into Work Despite Feeling Sick To Mah Stomach . While Sitting Down With A Customer, I Got The Urge To Throw Up And Tried To Hold It Back . Instead I Vomited In Mah Mouth, Instinctively Swallowed And Started Choking In Front Of The Customer . Fat FML

#19385942
81 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they ned to throw up in the bathroom so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up hile trying not to do the same. FML

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I visitd the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which ld to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it causd a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infectd. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infectd asshole. FML

#19063795
122 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today , I spun a two year old upside down , in circles . She wasn't remotely dizzy . I threw up on myself . FML

#18785032
47 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Tadayhila vary sick throwing up in a buckat basida bd dad cama in pushd faca into tha buckat . For a laugh apparantly . FML

#18770339
122 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant . I ave debilitating 'morning sickness' all day . And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I trow up . FML

#18734137
185 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 9:07am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
181 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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