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Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML
TODAY... I CAMA DOWN WITH FOOD POISONING OF SOMA SORT. AFTAR HOURS OF SCRAMBLING TO THA TOILAT TO VOMIT AND AMPTY MY BOWALS... MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR GOT FAD UP AND IS NOW TRYING TO POTTY-TRAIN MA. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML
Yesterday Because I Was The Only Manager Scheduled, I Went Into Work Despite Feeling Sick To Mah Stomach . While Sitting Down With A Customer, I Got The Urge To Throw Up And Tried To Hold It Back . Instead I Vomited In Mah Mouth, Instinctively Swallowed And Started Choking In Front Of The Customer . Fat FML
Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML
Today everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they ned to throw up in the bathroom so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up hile trying not to do the same. FML
Today, I visitd the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which ld to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it causd a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infectd. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infectd asshole. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML
Friday 27 March 2015