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qixie
  • Town/Country : Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (1650)

On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22358) - you deserved it (3039)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8355) - you deserved it (640)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8753) - you deserved it (39291)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (20278) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19682) - you deserved it (72582)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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