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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML


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