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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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qdawg06's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33507) - you deserved it (4413)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44940) - you deserved it (5353)

On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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