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About qcumberlovar : Hey i'm Sydney. My friends call me Syd. :) I'm a normal 17 year old girl who is obsessed with FML's, Glee, and music. I'm also a Christian. I love talking to strangers. :)
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Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE CANDY BRACELET MAH SISTER GAVE ME A FEW DAYS AGO WAS ACTUALLY A CANDY COCK RING SHE'D USD ON HER BOYFRIEND JUST A FEW HOURS PRIOR. APPARENTLY , SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE TASTE. I HOWEVER , DID. FML
Today, wila at ma boyfriands placa, I tougt I would ba nica by folding is laundry an putting it away sinca a was working lata . I opanad is sock drawar an sitting on top was a poto of is motar, nakad .
Today, mah boyfriand an I wara massing around in his car !! I than dacidad I was going to giva him a blowjob for tha first tima !! As I was going down, ha grabbad mah chin an said "Don't do that, yur mouth isn't claan anough." FML
Friday 27 March 2015