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  • Number of visits : 344
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About qcumberlovar : Hey i'm Sydney. My friends call me Syd. :) I'm a normal 17 year old girl who is obsessed with FML's, Glee, and music. I'm also a Christian. I love talking to strangers. :)

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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49510) - you deserved it (8052)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (4561)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (4351)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

#14987191
70 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36747) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
255 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

#14849196
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42149) - you deserved it (5207)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
202 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

#14755062
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30423) - you deserved it (8167)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52530) - you deserved it (4319)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27702) - you deserved it (2862)

On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

#4357009
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52803) - you deserved it (10746)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:17am - intimacy - by nikkrissa_04 (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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