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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About qcumberlovar : Hey i'm Sydney. My friends call me Syd. :) I'm a normal 17 year old girl who is obsessed with FML's, Glee, and music. I'm also a Christian. I love talking to strangers. :)

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Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49967) - you deserved it (4619)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26830) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I was in my car and stoppd at a rd ligt. A omeless woman ten startd to looool trow rocks at my car 4 no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

#14987191
71 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE CANDY BRACELET MAH SISTER GAVE ME A FEW DAYS AGO WAS ACTUALLY A CANDY COCK RING SHE'D USD ON HER BOYFRIEND JUST A FEW HOURS PRIOR. APPARENTLY , SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE TASTE. I HOWEVER , DID. FML

#14973308
98 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

2day I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, my boyfriand cummad homa drunk. As ha got homa ha askad ma to marry him, I was going to say yas until ha said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." maga FML

#14849196
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42364) - you deserved it (5227)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I found out mah dad ate mah pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
201 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, mother walkd in on me and boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informd me I would look a lot hotter if I smild more. big fat FML

#14755062
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31931) - you deserved it (8385)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, wila at ma boyfriands placa, I tougt I would ba nica by folding is laundry an putting it away sinca a was working lata . I opanad is sock drawar an sitting on top was a poto of is motar, nakad .

#14753081
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54160) - you deserved it (4431)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today.. . at work.. . a homeless woman calld me trash.. . threw her coffee at me.. . an told me to get a job . I do have a job . It's homeless outreach . FML

#14740890
77 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriand an I wara massing around in his car !! I than dacidad I was going to giva him a blowjob for tha first tima !! As I was going down, ha grabbad mah chin an said "Don't do that, yur mouth isn't claan anough." FML

#4357009
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53085) - you deserved it (10781)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:17am - intimacy - by nikkrissa_04 (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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