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Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42295) - you deserved it (34342)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

like every other day fir many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (8089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today,hile visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains lefthile cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

#21015718
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (3446)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

Taday I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I askd if she needd a hand. She calld me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64474) - you deserved it (7582)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I woke up hungover an with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, an I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. big fat FML

#21012912
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37289) - you deserved it (8555)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification tat I ave a new message, an I ceck it just to fine tat same message sitting tere. I'm being trolled by my own pone. FML

#21012505
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/01/2014 at 2:49am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason... our bathroom was out of toilet paper... so I had to quickly run to the nereest store to buy more... only to shit mah pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

#21011588
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39724) - you deserved it (3878)

On 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I was dressing in front of boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed tis was a good ting. Ten e muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly saped." FML

#21011563
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40086) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to a local bar fir a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

#21000904
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38301) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States



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