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Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7638) - you deserved it (38401)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , ma boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later , I lost ma virginity. Te cicken was better tan e was. mega FML

#6192333
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (8827)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac requred me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, ( It's disturbing how good u r at that. ) real FML

#6186656
88 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw mah grandmother. All of mah cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

#6177854
64 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by ForgottenKid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stareshich I was recieving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind cummed and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (50685)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I opened my personal laptop looool at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten second of slurping , spitting and gagging. It was my frst day. FML

#6040415
44 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, SOMEONE LEFT A USED CONDOM UNDER THE WINDSHIELD WIPER OF MAH CAR. I DIDN'T NOTICE IT UNTIL I WAS DRIVING. AND IT WAS RAINING. IT WAS EVEN TIED, SO THE CONTENTS COULDN'T LEAK OUT. I'M NOT PLANNING ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ANYTIME SOON, BUT THANKS 4 THE THOUGHT. MAN, I LOVE COLLEGE. FML

#6034083
49 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

Today... at work... I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around... describing people's reactions in detail. FML

#6016625
58 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TADAY WORKING MY PIZZA DELIVERY JOB, I GOT A $45 PARKING TICKET FIR PARKING IN A NO STOPPING ZONE. I ARGUED WITH THE BYLAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT NO LUCK. I WAS SO PISSED, I YELLED AT HIM: ( YOU HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD ), TO WHICH HE REPLIED: ( BUDDY, U DELIVER PIZZA! ) FML

#5876568
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9077) - you deserved it (48614)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that if u lat yur son install a naw showar haad, ha won't tightan it proparly!! Sohan u turn tha showar on, it will shoot out at rockat spaad, hitting u in tha faca!! Thanhan u grab tha showar handla to pravant yoursalf falling backwards, u will just rip that out an hit yur haad again!! FML

#5858229
86 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by Ndanick1193 (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.

#5811871
292 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet , causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals . It hurts to walk . FML

#5793265
124 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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