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pyrokid4
  • Town/Country : las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 171
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Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57500) - you deserved it (19403)

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