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Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60812) - you deserved it (19045)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was texting mah boyfriendhen he said "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up and took a picture of me holding it looool and sent it to him. He replied "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me fir mah "dumb taste in humor."

#20696601
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63563) - you deserved it (13882)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MAH MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN THE HOUSE UP BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MAKE GOOD IMPRESSION ON THE CLEANING LADY. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29701) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

TODAY MY MOM TOLD ME SE'S A DRUG ADDICT SOLD MY BD TO BUY MET AND TEN LECTURD ME ABOUT OW I SOULD BE OKAY WIT IT. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39224) - you deserved it (2210)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (4153)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a grl I liked in high school. When leaving I shook hands with the employer waved goodbye to the grl turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31300) - you deserved it (5965)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years . After asking him what she had that I didn't he responded with one word - ( Boobies . ) FML

#7432728
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (4083)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep,hen an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in looool the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. fat FML

#7124695
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8230) - you deserved it (24623)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, son told me to grow a pair an ask girlfriend of a year an a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11869) - you deserved it (32821)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, completely excited, I told mah mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked an who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school an offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look lyk now?" FML

#5706276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38591) - you deserved it (4004)

On 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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