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by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by it_IS_just_me / 07/17/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by ugh / 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by rawr / 04/20/2011 at 10:15am / Work
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
by vlcardenx3 / 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous