Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

pwincessa23

Search for a member

pwincessa23

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3368
  • Number of comments : 358
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About pwincessa23 : Ask

pwincessa23's page activity

Visits<b>IvyRizzzzoli</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 8:12pm<b>purefire243</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 7:05am<b>Tbear11</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 2:33pm<b>manlove38</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:24am<b>__Tron_Cat__</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 8:43pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 8:16pm<b>trinalporpus</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 1:04am<b>valabruquah</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:47am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 3:07am<b>Bertsche</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 3:26pm<b>draeM</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 12:49am<b>Mipam</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 12:18pm<b>Toughsky</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 10:02pm<b>freezingmylife</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 12:00pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 11:16am<b>partyartie</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 11:39pm<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:00pm

pwincessa23's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

pwincessa23's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

#12738391
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (8254)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:32pm - misc - by counselor - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

#12725803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (7689)

On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33485) - you deserved it (9949)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73534) - you deserved it (4253)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

#10791004
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16154) - you deserved it (30025)

On 05/27/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

#10665282
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27895) - you deserved it (3989)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

#8835059
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20072) - you deserved it (3154)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5964) - you deserved it (20987)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

#8246402
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18241) - you deserved it (3186)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30258) - you deserved it (2304)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

#7883509
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (11344)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42304) - you deserved it (11954)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65578) - you deserved it (4238)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

#7454643
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29005) - you deserved it (3902)

On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

#7273042
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31251) - you deserved it (3807)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: