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pwincessa23
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, US
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2841
  • Number of comments : 358
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

#14148009
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5983) - you deserved it (60981)

On 12/09/2010 at 10:19pm - money - by fmlguy -

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (9608)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (9608)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (2802)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

#14090215
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20218) - you deserved it (9967)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
116 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21656) - you deserved it (6386)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70728) - you deserved it (3924)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (36704)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

#13718235
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (2527)

On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

#13718235
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (2527)

On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

#13687643
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10532) - you deserved it (28809)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (12265)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35158) - you deserved it (8332)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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