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pwincessa23
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 November 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1555
  • Number of comments : 358
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (8173) - you deserved it (2232)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (2481)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (24766) - you deserved it (6700)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

#17308613 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (20124) - you deserved it (2337)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Mitcha857 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (21416) - you deserved it (11991)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (21896) - you deserved it (20698)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (10387)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (10383) - you deserved it (5019)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (37540)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (3785)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (35726) - you deserved it (4766)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (13888) - you deserved it (20062)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

#15525261 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (3617)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877 (362)

I agree, your life sucks (32595) - you deserved it (21506)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (16560) - you deserved it (6904)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)