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by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added… Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to… Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to…