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Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 2:47am - misc - by Imafishyfishy (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 3:03pm - misc - by PhailedMidterm (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
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Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)
Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Friday 24 May 2013
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