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purpleturtle16

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purpleturtle16

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  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About purpleturtle16 : Wing girl. Lover of all things chocolate. In love with beer, scotch and fun. I have no idea what FML Fucks mean so I just give random fucks!

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 19 hours ago<b>zerooooh</b> - yesterday at 12:40am<b>swaglesshipster</b> - yesterday at 2:42pm<b>twitwi2000</b> - yesterday at 2:35pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:52am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:50pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:28pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:12pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:25pm<b>amazing_race190</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:22pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:58pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:58pm<b>wmt1978</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:49pm<b>aruden</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:43pm<b>deimus</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:09pm<b>swagstatic</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:35pm<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:12pm<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:03pm

Fucked!<b>twitwi2000</b> - yesterday at 8:35pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:50am<b>skye147</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:48pm<b>Nadeem</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 6:00pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:27am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:57am<b>AkashaSC2</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:33pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 7:26pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 7:21pm<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:38am<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:15pm<b>myselfkk</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:05am<b>jk_waks23</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 10:32pm<b>dawood_k</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:41am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:23pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:55pm

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Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34529) - you deserved it (6683)

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