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  • Town/Country : Birmingham, England
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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (44457)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40053) - you deserved it (11662)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64840) - you deserved it (10562)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)



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