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  • Town/Country : Panama City Beach, U.S
  • Title : Miss
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About purplenarwhals13 : I'm Cece and I love to surf(; I was born and raised in the Sunshine State(: I hope my FMLs make you laugh(:

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Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)



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