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by girlie5445 / 02/13/2010 at 3:49am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by rashree / 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
by wurtabang / 02/09/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the…