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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 June 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

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