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  • Town/Country : Manteca, usa
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 October 1979 (34 years)
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Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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