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purplebluetattoo
  • Town/Country : Charleston, WV, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 235
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Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10952) - you deserved it (23690)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:30am - misc - by cheat - United States (Texas)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (6393)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version



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