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purple_love_happ
  • Town/Country : Over the rainbow, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About purple_love_happ : hello(: I'm Kenzie (;
I'm not the most normal person in the world (x
roller skating, chillen with friends, and flirtin' with boys is what I do(;
I'm clumsy, and a total blonde (x
I love to go swimming(x and here in Vegas, it's easy to do that alot during the summer (;
yeah, so message me (:

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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (7267)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (29946) - you deserved it (3101)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35925) - you deserved it (2985)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (38860) - you deserved it (3660)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by PMSL (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (23934) - you deserved it (4045)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (20452) - you deserved it (4619)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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