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About purple_love_happ : hello(: I'm Kenzie (;
I'm not the most normal person in the world (x
roller skating, chillen with friends, and flirtin' with boys is what I do(;
I'm clumsy, and a total blonde (x
I love to go swimming(x and here in Vegas, it's easy to do that alot during the summer (;
yeah, so message me (:
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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML