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Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2) - you deserved it (0)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:00am - intimacy - by xomelodygervais (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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