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About purpl3fac3 : Eyyy. I like Pokemon and hockey and some other stuff. That's it.
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Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Friday 2 October 2015