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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pureplastic90210 : Hey, I'm Macey! :) I'm a sophomore cheerleader in high school. Most people that don't know me think that I'm stuck up when I'm actually the biggest dork you'll ever meet. :) I'm really down to Earth. I live life to the fullest, and I usually don't regret it. I'm a Christian, and you should be too! If you wanna know more, then you should message me! :)

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pureplastic90210's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (18857)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

#16149658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (3236)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33721) - you deserved it (12211)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44283) - you deserved it (3762)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (14855)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35422) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43270) - you deserved it (5437) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (11319)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (10920)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

#16104533
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31252) - you deserved it (6762)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31760) - you deserved it (11293)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33447) - you deserved it (45111)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (4743)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31506) - you deserved it (6353)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)



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