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Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML
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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)
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