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About pureecstasy : When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck cause I'm the designated drinker!
My names Mike I'm pretty relaxed. I play drums/guitar I also skate, hang out with friends and love parties and all good lookin girls. Metal is my type of music but my favorite band is Hollywood Undead. Feel free to msg me ask for the number or get at me on facebook
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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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